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Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
by A-Lex April 16, 2006
Get the microsoft mug.A piece of shit word-processing program that lets you create text documents... but before you do, it'll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don't want it to. Mis-clicked anything? Highlighted some text? Well, for some mysterious reason, it'll move it to another text file because it's a flaming piece of crap. This is from Microsoft, people! Multi-billion dollar computer company! It can't even create a reliable word processing program!
I just want to create an essay! Don't fuckin' change my text font size to 10! Fucking shit! I don't want Arial, you flaming pile of horse shit, Times New Roman you mother fuckin' shitrag!
What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
by Babababaasascscvdgbdrv November 21, 2009
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1. AKA Microsloth Winblows
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
by Malice September 16, 2003
Get the Microsoft Windows mug.An especially short miniskirt, abbreviated to the point of being dangerous to wear outside of a theatrical venue, as the brevity of the hemline does not provide the necessary coverage an otherwise more full-length skirt would provide. Microskirts are frequently the "skirt of choice" for prostitutes, exotic dancers, or women who simply like to attract attention (see: "Go Hoochie") and/or like to live dangerously.
Paula was wearing a microskirt when she got propositioned on the street. She should have known better!
by GoHoochie September 22, 2009
Get the microskirt mug.The actual time it takes to download or install data as opposed to the time estimation given in the progress-bar dialog that accompanies the process.
According to this dialog, it will only take two more minutes to install the program. (Five minutes later) The program has to update. Now it says it will take another ten minutes to finish installation. Those are not real minutes; those are Microsoft-minutes!
by Michael Gaston October 23, 2012
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by Impstrong April 21, 2004
Get the Microsoft Game Studios mug.I was shopping on Asos and I was trying to define my option list and under the section gender was the following options; Male, Female, Microsite and therefore I would like to know what Microsite means in this context. I'm fully aware of its general meaning which is basically an individual website, area or entity within a major thing. I hope that makes sense.
As it was on Asos I thought it best to turn to Urban Dictionary as I know the Oxford dictionary would not satisfy its true urban meaning. In all fearless I may have already answered my own question while typing this which is to say that the meaning of Microsite may refer to people who do not identify themselves with any particular gender. I look forward to your thoughts.
As it was on Asos I thought it best to turn to Urban Dictionary as I know the Oxford dictionary would not satisfy its true urban meaning. In all fearless I may have already answered my own question while typing this which is to say that the meaning of Microsite may refer to people who do not identify themselves with any particular gender. I look forward to your thoughts.
by Mr Nija December 4, 2013
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