We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

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microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

by proud2deviate January 24, 2004

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microwave hoe

A skanky girl that is quick easy and nasty just like microwave food.

Anyone could sleep with Sarah, she a' microwave hoe.

by mariieh July 17, 2011

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malaysian microwave

Giving yourself a Dutch Oven.

Jack was a real freak. Whenever he slept alone, he loved to give himself a Malaysian Microwave.

by JB-Noho December 14, 2008

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This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in

It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.

by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009

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oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010

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microwaveablelessness

The essence of not being able to be microwaved.

You wouldn't have thought it to look at it, but that damn burrito was full of microwaveablelessness.

The space shuttle Columbia was lacking in microwavablelessness.

by kyle b April 29, 2005

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