Sexual intercourse (usually done without a microphone in the room) in which the orgasms are so loud that they seem to be amplified.
Me and my girlfriend had microphone sex last night; the neighbors called 911 because they thought it was a break-in (which in a way it sorta was).
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a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
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technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
That bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.
I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.
I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.
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