michael

a black sexy male who plays roblox and gets hella paid and gets dem fatt hoes all day 24/7 and has a 13 inch cock. he also has a youtube channel
Girl:i wish Michael would lick my pussy
by vixened November 23, 2017
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michael

A fuckup in every respect. A sex god in training. Has weird attraction to latinas and feet. Despises indians.
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michael

A twinky boi with a stanky foot.
Kylee and Raven looked at a total Michael.
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michael

Michael is a common name for a man of African ancestory. He doesn't know the purpose behind this sites legitimacy. But he shares British ancestry with the founder of the very website. He thinks the website is inherently racist and gives racists the anonymity to be potentially the most annoying group of internet hawks on the planet. He believes firmly in the freedom of speech and will probably go to jail for driving 80 or 1 miles an hour on the highway. He is the guy you are trashing whilst he outworks you. He believes all Katie's have funny looks now and thinks it's hilarious that the various ethnic clicks that surround him beset of strides the doctor blamed him for the killing of Kennedy to which he says it was definitely his fault because he was in with the mob and did call the shots before he was born. He takes full responsibility for Kennedy who decided to "liberate Vietnam". He is a skilled writer with political ambition. He does not want to marry abby nor Katie because they are both unhealthy relationships. He smokes and drinks because everyone can't keep their mouths shut about him and they like to talk about him everyday from 10:30-11:00 in the am.
Do you think Michael will be better than Kennedy?
Probably, he's taken shits before
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Michaeling

1. Loving Subaru’s and rock climbing
2. Bowling so badly that’s it considered an epic failure
3. Being an amazing, stand up guy
1. Now that I have a Subaru, I might be Michaeling
2. Look at that guy Michaeling on lane 14
3. Girl 1: I’m really surprised by her boyfriend

Girl 2: Yup, he’s Michaeling
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Michael

When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. A Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. He doesn't mind anything at all and goes with the flow. Michael will be naturally good at anything. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? A Michael is just perfect, they'll do anything for the ones they care for. They hate to be violent, but will do so if they had to for protection etc. Overall, Michael is the best person you will ever meet. If something is wrong, don't worry Michael's got your back.
Girl: I heard Michael has a crush on you.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
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Michael

Of all the definitions, Michael might not fit all of them. He might not fit any. That's because Michael toes the line; every quiz puts him in the center, every chart shows him neutral. Michael can register as something different every day. He's self-defying; both energetic and lethargic, focused and dazed, in and out of shape, caring and distant. He is unique in his un-uniqueness. His default perfect balance. If you can nudge a Michael towards a positive side of the scale, you will have a friend for life who will always keep you guessing in the best ways. If you bump a Michael to the negative, pray, because you've made a dangerous enemy. One who is never predictable. Unless you apologize and make it better, because most Michaels are forgiving like that.

Sometimes.

In general, a Michael is a good friend to have due to their experiences; they are excellent at playing the crowd and mediating. One could start a war, and another could stop it. One could make a billion hate him, another could win them back over. Stick with him - who knows where he could take you?
Michael had a nice day today. Wish him your best, maybe he'll surprise you with some chocolate or something.
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