Asian Mangler

The Token Asian who gets you fucked up at the club! He or she usually sports some LED light gloves, LED flash lights, and Vicks Vaporub. Sometimes they can be found with a baby pacifier in their mouth. They usually use their arsenal of LED lights and toys to amplify your high, providing free up close and personal, finger light shows.

I wasn't feeling anything, then the Asian Mangler came and lit me up.

by DaBringa June 4, 2018

Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.

Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022

Mangled

A word to describe how you feel after an extremely heavy night and then to tell everyone that you designed the word mangled.

"I feel mangled" "did you know I made up this word"

by Cock Higgins June 30, 2012

Mangle Beef

see liar narcissist. A derivative of the word dangle beef. When being a complete asshole and staring at oneself in the mirror AND when cheating on one's girlfriend, one is a Mangle Beef.

Fuckin' Mangle Beef. He's ruining my life.

by Brad Riley June 11, 2006

mangle

A variation of the sexual "triangle" position in which two females simultaneously position themselves facing each other over a prostrate man's face and penis while kissing, the mangle is a similar triangle formed instead by three males. The term "mangle" is short for "man triangle". The male lying prostrate is referred to as the hypotenuse. A participant in the mangle is a mangler.

"Due to Andy's short height, he was the hypotenuse in an acute isosceles mangle last night."

by MacGregDogg September 21, 2008

mangles

The term used to describe pictures on myspace taken at angles, shortened from myspace angles to 'mangles'.

omg...her pictures are total mangles.

by eizoh April 10, 2006

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004