S.W.A.G Method

Scientifically. Whack. Ass. Guess. This can be used to answer something you don't know but by using the S.W.A.G method it gives you a slim chance to answer correctly and gives your answer a sense of swag.

Joey: Did you hear about that fight last night during lunch?

Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.

Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.

Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".

by ChadSonZor December 14, 2009

method acting

Trying to relive shit you probably ain't ever lived, on cue no less

Wow ellen you play stupid Convincingly , is it method acting or did you really have a lobotomy done?

by Brains&Brawn transport You July 31, 2016

Bates Method

The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:

Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely

Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.

by Methodology1 January 27, 2010

scoop method

From pot culture; the practice of pre-cleaning a bag of marijuana so that it can quickly and easily be "scooped" into a bowl for quick tokes.

"Dude, it's gonna be dark at the party so let's use the scoop method tonight."

by waitsfan75 May 6, 2006

trucker method

When engaged in sex doggy style, at the moment of ejaculation, you back up and unload.

"I didn't have a condom, so I had to use the trucker method on her."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

The Camden Method

Named in honor of the upstanding, Jesus-friendly family from the hit TV show 7th Heaven, it is the mark of truly bad acting.

Britney Spears employed the Camden Method in her film acting debut, Crossroads.

by kholiday February 3, 2006

scribble method

The art of purposely writing with poor quality so the person grading it can not read it and you can not receive a bad grade.

Kevin: What you get on homework
Tim: 100
Kevin: You did it in 5 min before class though
Tim: I used the scribble method

by Ap World February 14, 2012