Messi bumlicks

messisexuals who always argue for messi like hes a family member and would even die for him

abzino: ronaldo is the goat
messi bumlicks: messi was the goat when he was 18 years old- then proceeds to say wallah like it automatically means theyre right.

by Get @me May 6, 2021

Messi

Definition 1: the owner of Real Madrid (n.)

Definition 2: Goat (n.)

Guy with 0 ball knowledge: Who is the Greatest Of All Time?

Guy with W ball knowledge: Messi

by ripmaradonaXpele March 22, 2023

messiah politicians

A term used to describe grandiose politicians who consider themselves saviors and expect all of their constituents to kneel at the altars of their perversely pious and pseudo-religious claptrap that is clearly designed to keep their authoritarian leadership dreams intact and growing.

Well let’s see, “Who exactly are the messiah politicians?” you may ask as you can’t help but immediately visualize the barely controlled explosive rage on the ruddy faces of Rick and Donald!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

being messi-ed up

When you are sure your team is going to win the game, but somehow you end up losing by a couple goals that come from nowhere. (The goals come from the foot of Messi.)

We were winning 2-0, but ended up being messi-ed up.

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

King messiah

A rapper out of Camden, SC born In 1988 he has grown a popular buzz in South Carolina

Hey there bro have you heard that new king messiah

by Choppamanglee November 16, 2020

pull a messi

Pulling a Messi: Just as his best dribbles on the pitch ... "pulling a Messi" refers to throwing a monumental tantrum and state that you'll never play again with the "national team or your club" after a big failure; and then after a little while, just to go back, with the tail between the legs, head down and stating that you were not serious and you will play again... "

"To pull a messi"
"Are you back with your ex? " -- "Yeah, I just "pulled a messi", and after a week or so I came crawling back to her."

by WordAsh September 4, 2020

Messiah College

The only fun thing to do in this town of less than 3,000 people ( 2,900 of which attend messiah) is leave it. If you're looking for cultural diversity look elsewhere - the only two black people that attend this school are on the front page of our admissions pamphlet. At this small central PA school... athletics dominate the social atmosphere. If you're not an athlete or an athletic supporter, you're a nobody. If you slack on church attendance there's no doubt that you will one day find yourself at the cafateria on a sunday morning in your pajamas taking the lottie walk of shame.If you're looking to get married before you're legally able to drink, you've found the right college for you. Between the wide selection of good looking people and the engaged couples counseling emails recieved by the entire campus weekly, you're bound to have a ring by spring. If you're looking to party.. you're in luck, there's a anonymous partying crew somewhere on campus consisting of the same 20 people. Despite these shortcomings, the campus is gorgeous and so are a lot of the people.

"you're on the soccer team and you're on the worship team?lets just get married-right now- hurry, before i graduate from Messiah College!"

by jaycat February 11, 2006