Vixed myself

To drop your phone on your face while lying in bed.

I just vixed myself again. I’m going to sleep

by Lazy Bee March 23, 2023

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

by okstella August 12, 2021

me, myself, and i

Solo ride until I die, cause i got me for life. Look up clean version

P1 have you heard that song called me, myself, and i?

P2 by Bebe Rhexa and G-eazy? Yeah, it is a little more than a half-decade old!

by Wwwwwowwww September 5, 2021

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009

I Don't Like To Label Myself

The anti-label adopted by many true fence-sitters unwilling to take on the stigma and stereotypes of a label.

When asked about his sexual preferences, Rufus replied "I don't like to label myself."

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

i'm going to kill myself

Ok

Suicidal person: "I'm going to kill myself"
Person: "ok"

by Dr.Bleachchugger February 16, 2018

lol-ing all over myself

To actually "lol" so hard, that you make a (rather embarassing) mess.

Keizra: I'm totally lol-ing all over myself.
Jess: Do you want me to get the shamwow? It'll have you saying Sham-WOW.

by Jesmica February 21, 2009