mansechs

When a man porks another guy in the shitter.

I had manches with G.I.Bro

by K.I.L.E.R December 8, 2003

Pull a mencer

To intentionally fail socially by not participating in social or extracirricular activities. Often times excuses are made for not participating. Outstanding attributes of these excuses are that the alternative anti-social event suggested by the excuse will be boring, lame, and will not take long to complete. Sometimes the cause of this phenomenon is the lack of permission of a significant other. See whipped.

Dude 1: Hey man, wanna go to the bar tonight?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm gonna pull a mencer and water my plants and watch some paint dry.

by EstebanTheGreat October 16, 2008

mansechs

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a male.

The TheFleshRocket really likes mansechs.

by Berticus February 21, 2003

Messy mendez

When you diarrhea into a girls clam and then you use it as a lubricatin substance for ya sexual pleasure

ex. in da pussay

Last night i was fuckin Alejandra and she was dry as a prune in da Mojave, so i had to use a messy Mendez to finish da job

by clit69 June 14, 2009

menders

Going to the pub the day after a pile of Kenny fruities and Artys to try to sort ones head out:-

"Mate I'm badgered lets go see Little T for some menders"

by Willy1981 January 25, 2015

Shawn Mendes

A hawt daddy, who just so happens to be a wonderful Canadian singer.

I saw Shawn Mendes in concert yesterday.

by benlui September 24, 2018

menses scat

Similar to the Cupid shuffle, only you rip out your tampon mid song and butt plug the closest person to your right.

Blanche's ears perked up as she heard her favorite song come on, "oh shit, it's the MENSES SCAT!" (extremely loud cork popping noises echo throughout).

by Blanche DeVareaux March 24, 2014