spice melon

a type of person who performs sexual favors for older women or men

damn that guy is such a spice melon, he just had sex with that grandmother!

by john121313 October 26, 2008

melon tap

Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly.

Silly friend: "Can I like, hairspray my face, you know, so like my makeup will stay?"
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-

by MZ! January 8, 2009

Meloniser

A cunt. No other words can describe this person other than a Cunt

Oh Hi Meloniser you cunt

by Meloniser February 13, 2017

melonmaniac

One who has mania for melons

"Bro, you're a melonmaniac."
"Yeah, cause I hoard watermelons."

by Myst Doge March 2, 2021

melon be smellin

melon be smellin is a series in tiktok by the [e-mail] . the series started out with melon but then went on with its co-show: finn gets a sniff in. how the series started when melon smelt baby bel cheese, and if she didn’t like the smell, which he didn’t, he would make a very vulgar face that would probably make you laugh. since then he’s gain recognition on tiktok as being a very funny dude with his cats melon.n.finn . 10/10 series for anyone watching, 12/10 for cat lovers like me.

twitch chat: watch melon be smellin
joe bartolozzi: dude what
*10 minutes of watching melon.n.finn later
joe bartolozzi: this is so great dude i love it so much.

by Joey Jackson Johnson August 3, 2022

pussy melon

Someone who is scared of sitting on a melon in case it gets stuck in their vagina

sit on it u pussy melon!!!

by Jack macc December 23, 2016

Salty Melon

The sexual act involving busting as many nuts in a watermelon and letting it soak in before eating it.

Person 1: "Wow that salty melon is loaded"
Person 2: "Yeah, can't wait to have some of it later"

by A.V.S.C. April 30, 2023