Meef

Moose meat typically ground and put into meatloaf (meef loaf) and enjoyed by all! Cows make beef therefore moose make meef

Also used to discribe how girthy a moose is

This meef is amazing! Thanks mom!

The meefy afterbirth of this meatloaf is quite nice, immaculate if you will!

That moose is meef he would make so much meef for my meatloaf!

by Meef Enthusiasts May 27, 2021

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Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.

“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”

by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024

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Meef - When a man is positioned such that when he farts, it comes forward up between the legs. This typically happens when a man is pressing their legs together and entering pressure. A play the female observed “Queef”

I just meefed. A Meef is a man queef.

by Rivetbear August 6, 2025

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A shortening of “minced meat”. It is most commonly used by British people whilst cooking or referring to minced meat.

“BAM! Inside your pocket, is 500mg of meef!”

by just@krim November 12, 2025

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Meef has three definitions:
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.

"Did you do your homework?" "Meef." "What? Did you?" "Meef!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"

by DracoRegina March 18, 2025

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