This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.
by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021
Get the one more for good measuremug. A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.
I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.
Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
by epicninja552 February 11, 2015
Get the Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)mug. If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.
Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019
Get the If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measuremug. by jadeclouds December 29, 2007
Get the measurementalmug. a term used to describe a person, group of people, or country that uses an antiquated system of weights and measures. this system might use measurements like feet, pounds, yards, ounces, stones, leagues, fathoms, cubits, hogs heads, miles, stones throws, gallons, cups, quarts, teaspoons, inches, etc.
the united states is measurementally challenged, as we have still not converted to the metric system. the old system is way retarded.
by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010
Get the measurementally challengedmug. The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure
by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025
Get the Tuscaloosa Tape Measuremug. A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.
Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019
Get the The L measurementmug.