the gunk that builds up in a female's vagina if she hasn't cleaned herself in a while. Very common if she's spent several days out in the field during Military training.
Guy1: Dude, that blonde chick just winked at me!
Guy2: Well, we have a couple hours off...and there are some private bushes over there...you gonna go for it?
Guy1: Nah, we've been in the field for two days. That's a lotta mucke in there.
Guy2: I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Guy2: Well, we have a couple hours off...and there are some private bushes over there...you gonna go for it?
Guy1: Nah, we've been in the field for two days. That's a lotta mucke in there.
Guy2: I just threw up in my mouth a little.
by cuppers April 24, 2010
Get the mucke mug.by Paul February 16, 2005
Get the muck the barn mug.When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.
by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014
Get the Muck Spreading mug.
Two flattened turds in a bap, covered in bloody pus and soggy mould, available for purchase at a well-known burger chain. Consumed with enthusiasm by plebs who would eat their own bowels if they were packaged in a gaudy fashion.
"Greetings fresh-faced burger bar attendant. Kindly poison me with a Big Muck, if you would be so kind." - "Certainly sir and would you like some scabby fries with your shit or shall I just puke in your face?"
by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
Get the Big Muck mug.1) Horny teenage couples in their droves flock to McDonald's for cheap, disgusting "food" every weekend. Sometimes, dipping the fries in those nasty little ketchup tubs gets too sexually suggestive for them, and they head off to the toilets to bang each other. They think it's risque, but almost everyone in McDonald's has no soul and no shame; their faces are deeply buried in greasy, supersized crap, so they barely notice the kids sneaking off for a McFuck.
2) McDonald's employees that are shagging at work are "McFucking". Presumably, the experience of being "Mcfucked" would lead to some serious "McShame", but as afore mentioned, those that spend large amounts of time in McDonald's have no souls, or personalities for that matter.
2) McDonald's employees that are shagging at work are "McFucking". Presumably, the experience of being "Mcfucked" would lead to some serious "McShame", but as afore mentioned, those that spend large amounts of time in McDonald's have no souls, or personalities for that matter.
"Shall we go to McDonald's and get a McChicken Sandwich? We could sneak off for a quick McFuck too, if you wanna?"
"Norman and Shirley were McFucking at the end of last night's shift. I only noticed because I'm new here and still could go to heaven"
"Norman and Shirley were McFucking at the end of last night's shift. I only noticed because I'm new here and still could go to heaven"
by MagickDio March 7, 2010
Get the McFuck mug.Phrase with negative connotation used to describe a negative situation, person, or event. Derivative of the word Fuck. Its structure is similar to that of a Scottish surname, but its usage neither requires nor implies that the its intended subject need be a Scot.
"Did you hear what Bill O'Reilly said the other day?"
"I sure did! I fucking hate that Fucky McFuckface!"
"I sure did! I fucking hate that Fucky McFuckface!"
by KilleR R0b0T February 14, 2010
Get the Fucky McFuckface mug.