John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age

by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023

Mayer

The kid everyone hates because he can't speak like a normal human and blames everything on his ADHD.

That nerd in my class is such a Mayer!

by Where'sTheLambSauce January 25, 2017

mayer mayes

best darn crip walker
and dante marvin fan

'omg is that mayer mayes?'

'yea she also is good at the renegade'

by mayer mayes fan January 21, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Big Oscar mayer Syndrome

Big pee pee

Only affects 1 out of 10 men Worldwide

But mainly just 405Richman

“Dang 405richman you still stuffing from Big Oscar mayer Syndrome”

by Richman405 February 12, 2022

Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.

Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 22, 2022

michael mayer

Retarded peice of shot

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer

by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018