John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age
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Indie Mayer

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A down to earth dreamer who takes really good pictures and is fantastic at editing. She's an environmentalist, vegan, and a lesbian. She's a member of PETA and a musician. She is very unique and has almost 5,000 facebook friends but says she only knows probably about five of them.
When I grow up I want to be just like Indie Mayer
by Imperfect97 May 30, 2011
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mayer mayes

best darn crip walker
and dante marvin fan
'omg is that mayer mayes?'

'yea she also is good at the renegade'
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Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.
Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)
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von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear
Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear
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Mayer

A boy with unusually large earlobes
Look at that Mayer”
by maiwand December 29, 2023
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