Maurie

A Maurie is a person who will stand in a thoroughfare like a doorway or a hall, blocking people trying to get through who are busy attempting a task. They are oblivious to those people and their efforts. "The Maurie" also does not offer to help.

"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"

by hippydeano January 29, 2022

Maury Povich predator

When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!

I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.

Man you a Maury Povich predator

by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020

Mauri

He can fight he get all the hoes he fuck yo momma

Would u date mauri yhu duh yes

by Mauri November 22, 2021

Mauri

Can take anybody's girlfriend and have any girl he wants

Mauri: New friends?
Her: yeah sure but I have a boyfriend.
Mauri: let's be more we've been talking for a while now?
Her: Ok forget my boyfriend.

by Jacob Adams February 26, 2022