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Family Matters

Probably the most intellegent and greatest TV show of all time.
"whats your favourite show?"
"Family matters"
"really?"
" no, I'm a big fucking liar, the show sucked my balls, and I'm kind of gay, so it really sucked."
by Ike b September 28, 2005
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Mattus

Mattus is a word for someone who suffers from very severe Autism, ADHD/ADD and other unknown mental disorders.

Basically the person is fucking retarded.
Stop being a Mattus!
by DLSxd March 14, 2017
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took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.
After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.
by von groovy May 16, 2017
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To be honest this quote make absolutely no sense by go off. Noah scentedmayo said this at an award show.
Me: “That girl was rude, I’m going to go kick her.”
My Friend: “it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others” , follow the quote or else karma will get ur ass
by goldman420 February 21, 2021
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Dirty Mateusz

When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.
Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.
by Spooninggrandma.com April 23, 2018
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Matheus

A gay man who is overconfident and thinks he is so good. He is super bitchy around his friends and family.
Gay ass matheus
by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018
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Mateus

I’m ordering a Mateus for tonight
by JuJuOnDsNuts October 20, 2018
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