mastectomy

Removal of one or both a females breast due to breast cancer.

Emily: omg, why doesn't Sandra have any tits?? freak!
Morgan: Emily, stop being a bitch! She has breast cancer. She needed to have mastectomy surgery to remove her tits.
Emily: ohh, sorry Sandra. =/

by crazyyyyyychic November 25, 2007

Matchbox 20

An adult-alternative band of the late '90s and early '00s. The have had many chart topping hits such as "real World", "Push", "3 a.m.", "If You're Gone", and "Unwell". The band consists of Rob Thomas (vocals, piano, accoustic guitar), Kyle Cook (lead guitar, vocals), Paul Doucette (drums, percussion, vocals), Brian Yale (bass), and Adam Gaynor (rhythm guitar, vocals). The group formed in 1996, and they have released 3 albums to date. Rob Thomas, Brian Yale, and Paul Doucette were all previously in the band called Tabitha's Secret before they formed Matchbox 20.

Matchbox 20 is a very experienced band that has both meaningful lyrics and kick-ass shows.

by 1039smthdoutnessas August 18, 2005

do the curtains match the carpet

A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.

"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"

by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017

Match

When two or more smokers combine an equivalent amount of money or weed so that they can smoke more weed.

Hey bro I just grabbed, do you wanna match a gram?

by SmoothJayK February 18, 2019

Maecy

a lovely girl who loves to be in the presence of funny people, she is also smart, beautiful and will always have a good sense of humour.

You're as beautiful as a Maecy.

by I_fucked_up June 24, 2016

matchmaker

A person who feels the need to set people up with one another. Despite the fact they may ruin friendships.

"Would you stop playing matchmaker Erin?!?"

by Katie Soulsby January 3, 2008

mantec

The devolution of an ethnic group that derived from the European settlers and conquistadors as they bred with the native Aztec people of central Mexico. Factor that human outcome with the addition of deliciously fried (use of manteca) Mexican foods (enchiladas, tacos, gorditas, etc) and you get the mantec person.

Skylar: What do you think that guy is? He's too fat to be an Aztec type of Mexican.

Tyler: Hmm, probably got fat from eating all that greasy Mexican food.

Skylar: Yeah, he's probably part Mantec.

by erp2 November 10, 2011