masticate

It means grind or chew. But Louis Tomlinson in the fan fic "Ankles and Awkwardness" (on wattpad) thinks it's masturbate hahah

"You really don't want to masticate that Lou." Harry said and Gemma snorted from the table.

by larrie directioner May 23, 2021

Masticate my Mast

Eat my dick bitch!

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast

by Clitresort February 19, 2024

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

MasturGateing

(Verb) Spending a lot of money on frivolous things due to excess of money.

Since I've won the lottery, I've been masturGateing all week!

by Varocity January 12, 2011

Mastulate

1) The act chopping wood in Minecraft.

2) The act of trying to master a voice as a narrator but it takes a long time.

3) To masturbate with the other hand and finding it's better.

4) The act of getting cum everywhere.

(1) "I have so many wooden blocks because I mastulated yesterday."

(2) "Jesus! It too long to mastulate for the Jokers voice."

(3) "I mastulated yesterday. It was awesome."

(4) "My mom walked in on me mastulating, and it got on her shoe. LOL!"

by Da Dude in that corner behindu May 17, 2014

Masturgate

The first step to masturbating online, you must go through the masturgate, to officially have sex. The masturgate is trials you must go through before sex, like having sex with a robot, getting rid of herpes, and asking your significant other to have sex with you.

Dude, I just finished going through the masturgate and instantly banged Le-a

by The Boy Lyric March 18, 2017

Momstigate

When a mom need to investigate herself

“I gave my son a wet towel at his ball game and his mother still momstigate”

by Ash McTasty June 18, 2019