Marlon Brando

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you

Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit

by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023

Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.

Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023

by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023

Marlon

Marlon is a great guy with a sexy body and a huge dick. He is very good in bed and has great sex. He’s always open for a Girlfriend and a hand or blow Job.

Is that Marlon? I had Sec with him last Friday and his dick is huge!

by Horny 2000 February 25, 2019

Marlon

Marlons a very fun person but can be clumsy at times, when it comes to relationships he is very open and honest but takes a while to show his usually 8 inch dick, if you have a Marlon in your life then keep him close and cared for

I wish I was marlons friend, he's do cool

by Niggawidadick March 9, 2019

Marlon

A man with a big dick. Tall, sexy and does not get any bitches.

Yo you see the guy over there, he's Marlon he gets no bitches.

by osus October 30, 2022

Marlon

Marlon is a white dude whose head is the shape of an egg, he most likely shaved it when he as drunk as a stupid bet

Marco: Whose that ugly ah guy

Jake: Oh that's Marlon

by sadaskdlad October 13, 2022

Marlon

British slang term meaning “brandy,” popularised by the Streets’ Mike Skinner. A reference to Marlon Brando.

“Getting to the bar’s gonna be trouble, so the Marlons'll have to be doubles.”

by actuallytho March 18, 2022