Maple Story

A game resembling A hentai orgy made up of snail's, pig's, mushroom's, all differant colors , and ocationally extremly flexible creatures called slimes. All of them are near the same size and appear to be the same gender.Humans can join in aswell. To play you must first download what people say is the "free" game from nexon, but is really a money sucking, repetitive and addictive game that makes boys and girls in thier late teens, who cant get bfs and gfs, spend thier parents life savings on nexon cards from 7 eleven, to accesorise thier 2D characters and get extra flashy attack items to help intensify thier orgys with others. After spending all thier money on nexon cards, they end up getting hacked by randome 12 year olds that have better social lives than they do, and so they commit suicide

19 year old Boy: "Well i offered $1,000 to that prostitute but she said i just wasnt worth it!?."

Nexon Website: " Any girl will be happy to fck you! Getting laid in maple story is as easy as pressing your down arrow key!"(litterally people do that)

19 year old boy: Wow fck college, im paying thousands of dollars and im still not getting laid, i'll just play maple story for the rest of my life and get some each and every day!

by ZayBallerr November 4, 2009

Maple Syrup

A sweet condiment made from boiling down the sap of sugar maple trees. Outside of northern New England and Quebec, maple syrup is usually eaten with pancakes or waffles. Inside of northern New England and Quebec, it is eaten with ice cream, hot dogs, fried dough, milkshakes, donuts, hot cereals, baked beans and most other foods.

Maple syrup: the only condiment you'll ever need.

Do you want some maple syrup to go with that?

by Lees Ben April 7, 2009

MapleStory

A legal drug made by a company named Nexon. Supposedly free, using the slogan "because you can and it's free" even though people spend $100+ a month on it. Causes many deaths every year. Solely responsible for the financial crash in 2008, when parents, deprived of money because all their children spent it all on Nexon cash, were unable to pay back loans to Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac.

MapleStory-It caused the Dow to go below 9000, because you can and it's free.

by w8baby February 28, 2009

Maplehoodlums

Suburban kids that rap about topics unrelated to drugs, money, and women. Often characterized as educated these individuals annunciate their words and implement complex rhyme schemes and word play in their songs. Their major focus is to dispel notions of conventional hip hop by presenting a more colorful and creative rap style.

Maplehoodlums

by golfgooru August 5, 2010

Maple Milk

A concoction consisting of Maple Syrup and Milk created by basically... every kid ever and not just two idiots from the south.

"Hey, I heard two Mikes invented this Maple Milk".
"If by 'two Mikes' you mean 'I've had a stroke and am saying stupid things', then yes".

by Sir Wigglesharts Chortlebottom April 26, 2013

Maple Story

A strangely addicting MMORPG Maple Story is a simple online game. From simply or wasting your MP, (Magic Points) to the graphics. (easily changeable) All, if not, most, of the players are only playing because they want to communicate with their buddies. However, the community is weak and the censors are strict. The armor and weapons are extremely expensive, and it's lead by a failure company named Nexon. There are many private servers, but Nexon sends out their troops and deletes the private server. The game is often short for MS and MapleStory.

Maple Story is awesome, but Nexon fails.

by MisaTange July 5, 2009

Pass me the Maple

A request one makes when participating in group self-flagellation involving MAGA hats and Kirk Cameron DVDs. Not to be confused with "Pass me the Mrs. Butterworth's", as, due to viscosity issues, Maple is the preferred medium.

Thanks to the perfect firestorm of Cameron/MAGA/Shatner, I've got a 90%-er going here ... pass me the maple.

by JT The Sick September 27, 2017