A very large beastly person whom wants to be a cougar but to old and frumpy to pull it off, one who tries to squeeze into clothes a few sizes smaller and looks like an overstuffed sausage with hail damage. She usually gives real good bad advice on relationships as a single has been. This is usually a female type with a epic fail name. She is a person whom is held together mentally by prescription drugs.
by Styledogg August 10, 2010

by camcorder December 5, 2017

Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021

by Jbabs December 11, 2021

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?
Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?
Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?
by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021

The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.
"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"
"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"
"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"
by My Posses on Broadway February 28, 2014
