soul mating

when you can't physically mate with the one person you consider your soulmate because they/you are hooked up with someone else, but your souls can mate just being together, or thinking about oneanother.

dean & donna
dean : I cant believe that we cant be together, I'm going nuts thinking about you all the time.
donna : Lets just let our souls mate for now!
dean : you mean soul mating?
donna : yea, our souls can mate any time they want to.
dean: thats ridiculous!

by g/t September 10, 2007

Martingale

The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.

person 1: hey, what happened to your face?

person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...

by Katie14100 August 9, 2013

Melting Chocolate

When two black men press their ass cheeks against each other, intentionally or not.

"Yo man, my homie suddenly pressed his ass against my ass yesterday. That was some sudden melting chocolate action."

by Ching-chong-china August 4, 2016

Matting

When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later

Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting

by SirPanda89 November 17, 2018

Malding

when someone is both mad and bald.

Have you seen james, he is malding really hard.

by mccallum susimposter March 12, 2021

Malking

The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.

I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.

by click25 May 31, 2009

Melting fudgestick

Is when a women fills her vagina with chocolate pudding(snack Pack) and then you fuck her. It looks as if the fudge is melting on you're dick, therefore being a melting Fudgstick.

Last night i pulled off the Melting Fudgestick...it was unreal!

by DDRalalala March 10, 2009