He’s not the most beautiful guy from his look but his character and everything else is soo damn perfect when you’re with him you just love yourself because he will compliment you. And you always have to laugh when you’re with him because he has such a great humour and tells the best jokes but he also makes fun of himself and his look which can be funny but sometimes you will notice that deep down he really thinks he looks to ugly to get a girl or so and isn’t always so happy about himself even tough he has a high self esteem.
But if you get a Malte you can be soooo lucky because he will always care for you , loves you the way you are , helps you out of every situation ,is always there for you and does anything for you.
And sometimes a Malte is a bit of a pervert but that’s ok because it’s part of his humour and he would never do something you don’t want to do.
But if you get a Malte you can be soooo lucky because he will always care for you , loves you the way you are , helps you out of every situation ,is always there for you and does anything for you.
And sometimes a Malte is a bit of a pervert but that’s ok because it’s part of his humour and he would never do something you don’t want to do.
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by Lofor October 5, 2017
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A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
by Firefroster May 17, 2017
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