When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016
Get the chocolate malted turtlemug. malte is a very tall boy with fluffy hair,He always looks super Stylish with his stets mega bunten trainingsjackets! He Loves it to Play kendama and drink a trinken out of a glassbottle because ih Plastikflaschen. He is very hot and talented and he has a very cute smile! malte has very nice hands and everyone wants to hold them!! he looks very Kuschelbar and U want to cuddle If U See him. He is such an Inspiration!!! If you have a malte in your Life Then never drop him!
by deinSternundso November 20, 2021
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Get the Maltmug. by chamegachell May 1, 2021
Get the fucking maltedmug. Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.
by CEO_of-urban-d1ctionary November 23, 2021
Get the Maltemug. The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.
by Lofor October 5, 2017
Get the Malte Schäfersmug.