Those sorority girls that think they run the god damn world. They think they can walk all over everyone and do whatever they want just cause their daddy has a sweet house in Malibu.
We were relaxing on our porch on a Saturday night enjoying some brewskis and some sorostitute wanders over and just demands that we get her some ice for her mix drink.
Yeah man, total Malibitch.
Yeah man, total Malibitch.
by majamski September 20, 2011
Get the Malibitch mug.This is a person that finds it hard to see any fault of their owns. In their world they are perfect at EVERY game they play, if somebody else is doing badly then they are the reason that said gamer is losing the game. This person thinks of themselves as a master of all games. No matter what, you cannot be better.
How to become a Malicious Gamer -
1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.
2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
How to become a Malicious Gamer -
1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.
2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
*Play Call of Duty*
Ted: *Dies*
Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an
imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"
Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"
Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*
Ted: *Dies*
Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an
imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"
Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"
Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*
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