Malcookage

Preparing a meal poorly or generally lacking skill in the culinary arts.

Our courtship was ended by an egregious act of malcookage. Never before has chicken more closely resembled furniture.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 5, 2011

Malone's Law

This is a corollary of Godwin's Law which states that if an online discussion about rock music goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare some band or performer or a situation to Roger Waters, Peter Gilmoure and Nick Mason and the acrimonious breakup of Pink Floyd, the point at which effectively the discussion or thread often ends.

Ian "Panic! at the Disco are now just Brendon Urie's solo project."
Shane "Just like Pink Floyd after Roger Waters left, it was nothing but David Gilmour's ego trip."
Ian "Malone's Law! this conversation is OVER!"

by VegasMalone September 24, 2020

magcon guys

Boys that are the members of an event called magcon. thousands of girls go to these events to meet them.The boys that are considered "magcon guys" are Shawn Mendes, Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Matthew Espinosa, Taylor Caniff,Aaron Carpenter, Jack & Jack and Carter Reynolds.

I can't wait to meet all the magcon guys at magcon!

by magconchicago February 4, 2014

Malcolmed

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.

I am malcolmed

by Malcolm November 29, 2003

Post Malone

A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.

Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Bob Malcolm

A phrase to describe a situation where a male has been with a female but did not achieve sexual intercourse.

Neil - "So Grant, bang that slag last nite?"
Grant - "Nah, i got Bob Malcolmed!"

by Zante06 December 18, 2007

malonions

A tender european who smells of onions.

What's that smell?

I think its malonions.

by Noelle March 31, 2005