Malachi

A guy Addicted to memes and fapping to lolis t-posing

Has a tiny Pensi

Fuck... Malachi is t-posing again

by Fapper Man June 12, 2018

Malachi

Stupid little white boy with no friends....and will never get a girlfriend and he mostly likes guys anyway

Girl :ewww Malachi is so ugly

Mlachi : it's ok I like your ex anyway

by iMacbook December 12, 2016

Malachi

Malachi likes little girls, especially Pan from DBGT. He also has the worst takes of all time.

Man, Malachi said he likes Pan and thinks Sonic 06 is A tier

by MrMakerMan September 24, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is a flat out peace of shit smells like shit an looks likes shit and slays no poon only penis in his pink socks.

I would hate to be a malachi

by The king12 June 9, 2016

Malachy

An annoying little bitch who never seems to be quiet and always is moaning about something

Boy: oh go away stop being such a malachy
Malachy: no I’ll do what I want

by Malachylikesboys October 23, 2019

Malachi

Fake

Guy one:That movie was so fake
Guy two:Like Malachi?

by An innocent man February 23, 2017

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007