When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.
by krohnson November 30, 2017
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usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !
usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !
john couldn't find a milk maid to help in removal of his male soul milk !
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male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !
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male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !
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When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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by elemental June 13, 2005
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Male jailbait are sexually attractive males who are under the legal age of consent, but physically mature or approaching maturity to the point where their status as underage is ambiguous.
Male jailbait (or malebait) are so termed as engaging in relations with such persons would result in a jail term and being placed upon the sex offenders register.
Male jailbait are sexually attractive males who are under the legal age of consent, but physically mature or approaching maturity to the point where their status as underage is ambiguous.
Male jailbait (or malebait) are so termed as engaging in relations with such persons would result in a jail term and being placed upon the sex offenders register.
Girl 1: "Wow, that guy is so hot!"
Girl 2: "Eww! That dude is clearly a high school! He is such male jailbait! You're such a pervert!"
Girl 2: "Eww! That dude is clearly a high school! He is such male jailbait! You're such a pervert!"
by Brafish December 24, 2014
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"Dude, why is John always secretly talking trash on facebook about Steve and going out of his way to make sure nobody invites him to anything? Did Steve do something wrong?"
"Yeah, something really really small like two years ago. John is a total male cunt for pulling that kind of a high school girl stunt. He is almost 30 years old! Why can't he get over small-time slights like a real man?"
"Yeah, something really really small like two years ago. John is a total male cunt for pulling that kind of a high school girl stunt. He is almost 30 years old! Why can't he get over small-time slights like a real man?"
by Vindickation September 23, 2013
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