M & M

The abbreviation for "mooses and Masturation" - the cult responsible for the kidnapping of Elian Gonzalez.
They bought out M&M and printed their abbreviation on small chocolate candies shortly after the kidnapping to divert your thoughts from it.

1. KID: Let's go buy some M & M's daddy!
DAD:They may taste good, but I'll never forget what those bastards did to that poor cuban boy... those bastards.... Here's a dollar. Get me a pack, too.
KID: Thanks daddy.

by Murphy TIts January 30, 2008

M & M

its a estrategy in starcraft brodwar involving marines and medics, very famous by his agresive and fast troops

yo yo you fking pwned whitm m & m

by Froggy1 April 30, 2006

M&M

Short for "mouth massage", a unisex term for oral sex

"One day, I was in a park, and a stranger asked me if I ever had an M&M. I said no, and he said, they're delicious"
"How much is it gonna cost me for an M&M, Mrs. Prostitute?"
"That bitch gave me the best M&M ever!"

by JAKarl November 28, 2012

\m/\*.*/\m/

ROCKER SMILEY

Jon: duuudee i just went to that concert \m/\*.*/\m/

by Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaa November 11, 2010

m&m

noun: colloq. for "mutual masturbation."

its when you rly tryna get diggity down but not rly tryna get dat herp.

man that girl has herpes simplex. not rly tryna extreme futher with her.

you could just skej an m&m sesh with that ho.

by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010

M&M

rapper eminem's old stage name, in rap battles from when he was 12- 14 yrs old, as seen in the movie 8 Mile

next we hav M&M against Lil Doc. could M&M come to the stage

by eminemforever January 10, 2011

m&m

a total retard who sounds like crap

wow, he sounds like a M&M!

by Anonymous January 30, 2003