Lamping

When you use a lamp you are lamping

I'm lamping In my closet

by Discovery chanel December 11, 2016

Lumping

1.The act of humping while while your legs are asleep, numb, or dead. It releases a shivering sensation down the legs.
2.The act of a human or animal squatting out of pain to use the bathroom at a bad time.

1. "Oh Bob, looks like the Gerbert had a little too much to drink, he is lumping the stool again."
2. Out of excruciating pain and prevalence, the man was left lumping in the bathroom line.

by Krystal Klear August 27, 2013

limping pimping

A pimp who has been broke down from old age or other circumstances but his game is still tight so he walks with a limp limping pimping

No body pimps me..Among other pimps iam the only limping pimping i acknowledge

by Limping pimping August 7, 2019

lamping

Pulling wool and coming through. For those not down with the slang lamping is "intercourse".

After I pulled that trim, I was cold lamping all night.

by Ryan Z. September 13, 2008

Lamping

When your girlfriend or boyfriend wears a lamp shade on their head and stands straight up like a lamp beside your couch completely naked. These normally ends in having sex standing up with the shade stilol oh your partners head.

William: Dude she totally lamped me last night!

Micheal: Really? I didn"t think Em was in to lamping.

William: I know right!

by WandM August 5, 2012

Lamping

Putting a lampshade on your head while having sex

Dan: let's lamp

Tegan: *puts lampshade on head*

Dan: *lamps tegan*

Tegan: we're lamping!

by Maybesickwillbeourokay April 7, 2015

Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016