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Log Cabin Republican Syrup

White jizzy cummy syrup in a penis shaped bottle.
Jim McGreevy likes Log Cabin Republican Syrup on his pancakes
by Alligator Fuckhouse May 21, 2007
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log collage middle school

A place that teachers don't care about you give you stuff you don't need and
There is a a lot of girls that want. Some dick
by Kidissome January 31, 2020
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sleep like a log

This is another way of saying you slept really well. People feel like they had good sleep when they obtain deep sleep. Deep Sleep is one of the 4 sleep cycles and some think it is one of the most important. Since logs do not move by themselves once placed on the ground, to sleep like a log is sleeping so good that you do not move.

A similar saying to "sleep like a log" is "slept like a baby". Both are ways of saying you slept undisturbed throughout the night.

The opposite is when someone says they tossed and turned all night. This is not sleeping like a log. You are moving all over the place which means you are not getting quality sleep. It is likely you are getting light sleep vs deep sleep. This is when people wake up still feeling tired.
Oh, you can't sleep? Take some melatonin and you will sleep like a log.
or
Dang, I can't believe it is morning already. I sleeping like a log last night.
by Dilemmas.co February 8, 2021
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Splash log

Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.
I just splash logged the hell out of my balls with the dump I just took.
by Quick nick September 19, 2013
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Sitting on a wet log

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.
You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.
by Wetlogger August 26, 2013
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Swiss colony beef log

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!
by symple jack April 1, 2009
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split log

When a chick wearing a g-string or thong shits herself, splitting the log neatly lengthwise.
That chick at the club last night was so drunk she dropped a split log.
by Xeonith August 7, 2014
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