lipedema

A type of condition that 95% of mexicans have.

Homeland security asks a mexican woman if she has lipedema.

by Dumbledore2680 July 30, 2019

lize-mare

Someone who is true at heart. Knows what they want in life, and leads those who look up to them. Someone who will always be there for you, and never leave your side. Someone who will stick with you through all the ups and downs. Someone who values you, and has your best interest at heart. If you find someone like this, you're not just extremely lucky, but you are blessed beyond measure. You should keep them close and never let go, because friendships like this never come more than once in a lifetime.

Lize-Mare is the true definition of a friend worth fighting for.

by frozen2918 October 26, 2020

LIZRD

A close friend or "buddy" usually a girl who is depicted as strong and friendly and 14 years of age or older, usually A weeb

who likes My Hero Academia's Bakugo and enjoys to "chin stroke"

P1:Oh,hi LIZRD
LIZRD:"stroking chin menacingly" heh heh heh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
P2:wth???

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)69420 April 29, 2021

Subject Lined

The act of sending an email with a highly inappropriate subject line to a friend as a prank. Typically this is done in jest in hopes of causing mild to moderate panic for the recipient at his or her workplace. When composed correctly, the email-- which is always sent to the recipient's work email address --should contain key words or phrases that would alert the IT department to the inappropriate subject matter. Topics may include, but are not limited to:

-Sex with Hookers or co-workers (preferably at work)
-The recipient's full-on addiction to cocaine
-A response to a prior email about the bosses micro penis
-Anything related to a Chris Hanson/Dateline NBC investigation on his/her usage of internet chat rooms

Dude 1: "I cannot believe Bryan got fired yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Seriously?! You 'Subject Lined' him with the "RE: Your Rubbermaid Chin Dildo order is confirmed" ...How did you see that one playing out?"

Dude 1: "...People who work at churches really need to lighten up."

by Mopper February 24, 2011

Joe Lieden

Joe Biden making promises that his senile self can't keep. Like promising to reinstate segregation and whatno- oh wait wrong era

Daquan: Man I hate this nigga Joe Lieden, always lying to us

Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER September 1, 2022

Da binooj dat lived

A kid who survived growing up in a crack house

"He's really doing good for himself"
"Who, Rob?" " yeah he's da binooj dat lived"

by Low-Key bruh August 9, 2023

liedentity

Fictionalizing parts or all of your life to people you meet who will never see you again. Also works great on the internet.

I had nothing to lose so I pumped up my liedentity.

by Diane612 June 22, 2010