lizard slinging

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.

We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!

by GilaChukker September 8, 2009

Muddy Lizard

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

by KatieW July 8, 2012

Lizard Fight

A belt or scarf is used to tie two men together at the neck. The men must be butt naked and each will attempt wrestle the other to the ground. The loser ends up on there back first.

We were arguing over a gine, to end the dispute we decided to lizard fight.

by pussymanslashnuggetismyniche October 11, 2012

broken lizard

1. a hilarious comedy group that made puddle cruiser, super troopers, and club dread.
2. a lizard that is, in fact, broken.

1. broken lizard is the best comedy group since monty python
2. hey look at that lizard. its broken

by vincent vega June 7, 2004

tricky lizard

Hands-free male urination.

This is what happens when a male person urinates without using any hands. Controlling the wobbly "lizard" is quite "tricky."

"Hey I just did a tricky lizard!"

"My hands were all nasty with grease and tar so I had to pull a tricky lizard."

by Ray Berger August 5, 2009

Blue Lizard

A new street drug that can be bought and sold easily causing a user to halucinate blue lizards. Users feel more comfortable with bags on their heads.

1. "Dude I just got high on some Blue Lizard!"

2. "Why the fuck are there blue lizards everywhere?"

3. "Why is there a bag on your head?"

"I'm high on Blue Lizard."

"Ohhhhhhhh..."

by Dick9InchesLong April 14, 2010