lizard slinging

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.

We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!

by GilaChukker September 8, 2009

Muddy Lizard

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

by KatieW July 8, 2012

Lizard Fight

A belt or scarf is used to tie two men together at the neck. The men must be butt naked and each will attempt wrestle the other to the ground. The loser ends up on there back first.

We were arguing over a gine, to end the dispute we decided to lizard fight.

by pussymanslashnuggetismyniche October 11, 2012

broken lizard

1. a hilarious comedy group that made puddle cruiser, super troopers, and club dread.
2. a lizard that is, in fact, broken.

1. broken lizard is the best comedy group since monty python
2. hey look at that lizard. its broken

by vincent vega June 7, 2004

flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

Lizard Jesus

The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.

"Lick." Lizard 001

"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011