The term used to describe the squid-demon-anti melodic- garage door malfunctioning sound of most kinds of dubstep music and some drum and bass and bass music. Lizard music is primarily enjoyed by confused wooks and bass heads, and highly prevalent in Utah, Colorado and the Midwest by people who used to worship bassnectar as a deity.

It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.

It’s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.

Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and that’s lizard music. It’s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.

Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.

I went to the kitty Kat island stage but they started playing lizard music so I left.

lizard music by Sendbobnow February 19, 2022

Get merch

Lizard person

Lighthearted joking term for someone who's awkward and socially disconnected, and has to learn social skills by rote, almost as if they're another species trying to blend in among the humans.

"I found some conversation starters on the internet that I'm going to try out at the party tonight."

"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."

Lizard person by JCR1987 May 21, 2017

Get merch

lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.

Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!

lizard gizzard by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017

Get merch

lizard tits

the typically saggy breasts of a lot lizard a.k.a. prostitute

"Dude, check out those lizard tits."

lizard tits by gijoeheadstomp April 6, 2009

Get merch