Drinking the coffee you just used as an enema, in a sad attempt to relieve your constipation. He will try to encourage sympathy by singing songs of his lament, to anyone who will listen, instead of taking x-lax. Often throwing digs at you, wishing you to suffer, as he suffers, which comes across as bitching.
"Stuck in you, i've got this feeling down deep in my bowels that I just can't lose. Guess i'm on my way..... for a walk to make this shit go away".
"Stuck in you, i've got this feeling down deep in my bowels that I just can't lose. Guess i'm on my way..... for a walk to make this shit go away".
Went to the tool crib today to borrow a tool from Lionel Bitchy, but all I got was told to suffer a work place accident. If only he would take an x-lax, so we could stop talking about his inability to push out a decent shit.
by Gabe boners 99 March 7, 2025

A unique individual with a mindset that no one will understand him even as He speak the world is spining his good at sliding epically your DM's
by Jenniferwongdefak November 22, 2021

He is exactly like a Gayphael but he never takes your pens but he is satan especially in MOBILE LEGENDS. He will go into the turret and kill you. He also runs you over with a car in PUBG and he also dies in the border just to kill a person. Other than that Lionel is a quiet person at school but when you talk to him using a phone he will spam you until your phone breaks... SO HE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVILLLLLL he also conffesed his love for a certain person *COUGHS* PETRA *COUGHS* who is a guy in PUBG
by Alicehatter December 13, 2018

Probably the hottest guy on earth. When you first meet him he can be a total prick and a really big jerk, but when you get to know him and get on his good side, he can be the most chill person in the world. Not to mention his looks are sexy as fuck. He's your average fuck-boy but you're lucky you even got a piece. Probably knew him from grade school when he was a nerd and shit but he shows up to highschool after a vacation, everyone would simp.
Good nicknames for him: Lion, Leon, Leo
Good nicknames for him: Lion, Leon, Leo
Yo, is that Lionel? Dude's hot!
Hey, Lionel looks sexier than my boyfrie- I mean ex. Anyways is he single?
Hey, Lionel looks sexier than my boyfrie- I mean ex. Anyways is he single?
by HighkeySimppp September 10, 2021

Instead of Normal Lionel doing it 'all night long' you go all Ultra Lionel and do it all day AND all night long. This kind of activity has been known to cause a radioactive heat to emanate from the person doing it 'Ultra Lionel' style which makes them appear even more of a treat to anyone who happens to observe such an event.
by Jimothy Bowen July 15, 2009

The habit of making a promise to go out but cancelling it at the very last minute. Also commonly known as fong fei kei or ffk.
by thebatman1 November 28, 2019

by LionelWayne July 2, 2025
