Limp Shrimp

A penis that is limp.

Becky: "So I heard you gave Jay a hand job?"
Emma: "Nah, he had a limp shrimp."

by datsweg February 1, 2014

limp penis

when you get an erection but your penis is bent like a boomerang.

Ahh Yes It seems you know you judo well . . . you sir . . . are your ready to receive . . my limp penis - Paul Charles Dozsa

by bambo15 October 7, 2017

limp load

The action of cumming without erection due to the excessively stimulating and awesome nature of a situation.

The move that that girl just did on the dance floor was so awesome that it caused me to limp load.

by Bad Hand Work January 16, 2007

limp bizkit

a soft penis (opposite of boner)which is almost impossible to have sex with.

He looked at a fat guy and got a limp bizkit

by TheChris5 March 4, 2009

Limp Dickshit

The correct way of pronouncing "Limp Bizkit."

Limp Dickshit fucking sucks, and if you're mind is at the right place you'd agree also.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 13, 2007

limp noodle

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!

I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!

by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003

Limp bizkit

When the penis becomes flaccid during sexual activity.

I was not able to penetrate her asshole because I went limp bizkit.

by HoochieAU February 20, 2011