Red Lightsaber

When you are done having sex with a girl and you pull out and your shocked to find out your dick is all covered with blood. It looks like a red light saber.

Person 1:"Did you hear John's girlfriend didn't tell him she was on her period before they had sex?"
Person 2:"Yeah she gave him a red lightsaber"

by JT $$$ December 12, 2008

lightsabers

the light thingy that star wars geeks orgasm over.

When you watch them fight with lightsabers ... It's like an erection; It's cool, and you just want to play with one

by Stephanie February 6, 2005

lightsaber

A light up dildo.

I just got the best lightsaber from the XXX toy shop today... it works my pussy good!

by G Dawg Girl January 22, 2004

lightsaber duel

When you and your friend continuously touch dicks and make the famous lightsaber noise

Jay: Hey Tom fancy a lightsaber duel?
Tom: yeah sure!
-Both dicks touch as lightsaber noises are made-

by Eggytom June 4, 2017

lightsaber

A sword-like weapon from Star Wars. Available from Master Replicas.

I got a lightsaber!

by master replicas November 9, 2003

lightrape

Passing or entering an Apple Store and being an unwilling victim of a photonic assault.

I was at the mall yesterday and got lightraped on the way past the Apple Store.

by Ox Rocket November 13, 2010

lightway

Lightway is another word for lowkey. Usually texted as "lw".

Me; I'm lightway bored.

You; Same.

by basicshwt February 11, 2019