lezmerized

when a (typically) heterosexual woman is attracted to another woman.

Whenever I see Angelina Jolie, I get lesmerized.

by girlwonder February 1, 2005

Lester Blow Out

It is when your anal ring is stretched to the max bending over for the big one. Also known as takin it dry.

Mikey had a Lester blow out while in his bosse's office. He took the big one dry...

by TeaBaggs December 29, 2009

lesterize

verb; to comment on a Facebook comment that was posted by someone to whom the status update does not belong or to banter or converse back and forth with other posters while the individual who posted the original status is unaware

Also, listerize

I woke up this morning to 300 email notifications. Boy, was I lesterized!

by ukeyonna September 24, 2010

expedite this letter

one of the best songs in the universe like lil durk need his dick sucked from the back for this song .

you heard expedite this letter?
girl yeah that shut heat omm !

by - k November 29, 2022

love letter

A) Term used to describe a heart-warming notice from United States customs. Informs you that your illegal product has been seized. <3
B) An emotional document written to express a fondness, passion, or otherwise appreciation.

I ordered 1,000 xanax bars and the fucking dea kept it leaving me a love letter.

by kefka September 26, 2006

Dear John Letter

A letter (or e-mail in today's world) that is used by a woman to break up with their boyfriend from a distance. Usually used by girls who have boyfriends in the military deployed for extended periods of time.

Susie couldn't wait for her boyfriend Sam to finish his one year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John letter over the Internet three months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing someone else.

by anonymous October 12, 2004

David Letterman

When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?

by O.S. Lopez The First March 17, 2005