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Exotic Lemur

A skanky hooker name used for a female, who is about 5''2, has large thighs, a really hairy stomach, and is irish and brazillian. She is a regular at dairy queen but isn't there to get ice cream. She spends her time in a shady van with an unexperienced boy with a large sausage. She commenly has the expression of a lemur who has just spotted a ripe banana.
Dayumm exotic lemur, how much for an hour at dairy queen?
by Jacley June 15, 2009
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lemur

A small poo, measuring anywhere from 1 to 2 cm.
Dude, I thought I had to take a huge dump but it was just a fucking lemur!
by Luldood December 17, 2008
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Lemuel

Darkest species alive and also thinks he puts people on
Toenail eater
Lemuel aka

Dr.Blicky eats toenails for fun with Freddy
by Your mums mce November 22, 2018
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lemuella

You are so lucky if you know a girl named lemuella , they are the rarest gems that can be found of you have one hold on to her . Shes a Godess and an amazing girl . Female version of lemuel . Beautiful and a bit self conscious at times but tries not to show it . Usually has brown or black eyes and is white . Can be a FREAK and an amazing partner in the bedroom if you know what I mean and tends to have a gorgeous smile with cute WiFi dimples . You WILL fall in love with her she's the sweetest girl ever . She's normally short and has a nice figure . She's confident and caring . She tends to over think a lot as well and can have a snappy temper making people think it's that time of the month . She tries her best to make sure everyones happy but sometimes forgets herself . She may not admit it to herself but she craves to be loved by a S.O even though she acts like bad azz or a bit bougie . She hates to feel lonely and behind that gorgeous smile can sometimes be a sad little girl . She really is something isn't she ;)
Wow your so lucky to be dating a lemuella, I heard they're a handful but it's worth it in the end.
by Timmy debo May 8, 2018
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LEMUR

RESIDENT OF LEGENDARY LOST LAND OF LEMURIA.

A "lost" person.
A person living in his /her own word.
Tom is such a Lemur.
by wize woman August 2, 2007
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Joe Lemire

A fat, useless, heap of human excrement and also the better(?) half of the (should me deemed) clinically retarded, ass-looks-like-a-bag-of-wet-clothes who can't bare children so she needs to resort to trying to snatch children to fulfill her dreams of being a mom named Aimee (notice the white trash spelling of the name). To be a Joe Lemire, one must not be able to hack it in the Navy and be an absent, dead-beat father who disappeared for 10 years only to return with obsurd threats and demands. If you are a Joe Lemire, you should kill yourself.
"Did you hear about Tommy? He got the boot from the Navy and hasn't seen or paid child support to his kid for over a decade!"
"He is such a Joe Lemire."
by TheNillaInVanilla December 30, 2011
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surprise lemur in a box

A person of small stature with ninjaesque abilities.
"You be like a surprise lemur in a box gurl! I did not even see ya!"
by Alexander Axel Axline February 23, 2009
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