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A: Do you know Rodolphus Lestrange?
B: Yeah, poor lad. His sexy, crazy wife cuckolded him for an ugly old noseless man.
B: Yeah, poor lad. His sexy, crazy wife cuckolded him for an ugly old noseless man.
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Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.
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She must have a nice slut-lective memory to call me a whore. She once slept with six guys in one weekend.
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Get the Slut-lective memory mug.You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.
10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside
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