Leading cadet

Runs around in circles and are slightly co ordinated. Easily tempted by chocolate, and simple to bribe, and are extremely viscious when told there is no chocolate, have tendancies to require very simple words when being given tasks. Experts in broom handling. Approch with caution the smell is toxic.

LOOK OUT ITS A LEADING CADET

by Riftaz11 September 16, 2012

Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."

by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011

Orphan lead

Any orphan leading to another

That young boy is orphan lead.

by bfeidz May 19, 2009

lead poisining

death from a gun shot(jocular)

My friend said his uncle died of lead poisining. However, I did not think that he told the whole truth.

by Light Joker December 25, 2004

breaking lead

Expression referring to an instructor's frustration (literally: mechanical pencil lead breaking under excessive comment writing pressure) while marking a student paper which violates both instruction and Standard American English.

After having marked 42 essays that compared and contrasted two poems, nearly every one of them ignoring the pointed lesson of the previous class, by the 43rd I was breaking lead when the student wrote that the poets had "concocted imagery" and employed "religious illusions".

by Gemini Professor March 8, 2011

Leaded Coffee

Coffee that is highly caffeinated. A strong brew.

Waitress, please give me a cup of Leaded Coffee. I want the good stuff.

by ConversationStarter May 19, 2010

Lead Sprinkler

noun:

A Medieval torture device used to pour hot liquids on the victims. This simple device had holes in it which could dispence boiling water, molten lead, etc.

The lead sprinkler caused much pain in it's day.

by Argonak April 12, 2008