Lassie Blind

When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.

Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.

by Sickboydave January 9, 2017

Lassio

A word used by people from West Yorkshire as slang for taking to or describing a girl

“You alright lassio”

by Red bull guzzler March 17, 2021

Lapsii

The Holy Grail of intelligence.

Damn, I can't find my dictionary. Dude just ask Lapsii.

by V Juice June 29, 2009

lasso of shame

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.

Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.

by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009

lansing's mom

A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.

That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.

by Rustie Shackleford June 5, 2011

LaShitivus

A professional who simultaneously meets the peter-principal standard & definition while being a functioning alcoholic. This person despite all their "unknown" short-comings (including but not limited to, inability to spell, read and write on a 10th grade English level) and lack of general intelligence will be successfully promoted up the ranks. A LaShitivus will survive and thrive in fortune 500 companies and law firms a like. The reason for the LaShitivus's success remains unknown, but his taste in scotch, women and suits is impeccable.

As an associate young LaShitivus is sent to court to file a minor motion. Bored and hung over LaShitivus forgets to file the motion and hits on an attractive court reporter - who turns out to be a young partner's wife. Upon his return Senior Partners hear about the spectacle and find this encounter amusing. They then offer LaShitivus a full time position after graduating.

by Craz Loave July 28, 2011

Lassrina

One of the
Most kind hearted genuine loving people you can find . NOT TO MENTION THEY HAVE AMAZING HAIR

Lassrina IS IT TRUE THAT YOURE A LEZBIAN

by TIMMMIEEEEE June 5, 2018