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Lametoid

He skipped practice to hang out with his girlfriend? super lametoid man.
by beachside32111 October 9, 2009
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Laptop Dildo

Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.
Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!
by edgy6ellie November 7, 2019
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shit on a laptop

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.
He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.
by FatFSA April 13, 2021
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lametrain

lame. to the max! so lame it hurts.
the lecture in AP bio was lametrain.
by amy agroleck July 24, 2006
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Laptop Party

When you and all of your friends get together to chill, but everybody brings their laptops and spends the time on facebook.

Note: A laptop party is not a LAN party, a LAN party has some semblance of a social element, while a laptop party does not.
Georgie: Hey Billy, what're you doing tonight?

Billy: Oh just going to Bob's for a party.

Georgie: Oh sweet! Can I come?

Billy: If you want, it'll be a total Laptop Party though.

Georgie: Oh, I see. I'll just drink and smoke myself into a lonely stupor in my mom's basement.

Billy: Oh sweet! Can I come?
by Jim Khoury October 25, 2008
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Laperle

to make plans to attend an event, down to the most finite detail with ZERO intention of EVER going to this event. Intentionally left hanging for someone else's self-amusement.
If you make plans with Dan and he never shows up you have been Laperled.
by friendnumbertwo March 4, 2010
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Laptop jock

A term originally coined by DJ Vinyl V, laptop jocks are modern DJs that incorporate a laptop into their musical performance, DJ set, or battle routine.
DJ A-track is a laptop jock,
DJ Diplo is a laptop jock,
Bassnector is a laptop jock,
Steve Aoki is a laptop jock,
DJ Jazzy Jeff is a laptop jock too.
by papa payola July 17, 2011
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