Landmine

Pet owner slang for Dog/cat dookie that isn’t where it belongs (carpet, tile, outside litter box, not outside)

(Parent) Son, clean up the landmines and do the litter box

(14yo) ugh

(Parent) don’t make me turn off that Wi-Fi

(14yo) ok I will

by Malcontent lag November 16, 2022

dirty landmines

Dirty landmines are pieces of geese shit

Dirty landmines are suckey

by Armanii Is Cool January 19, 2018

baby landmine

When your girlfriend has been building up a shit for a long time to where her stomache looks like she is pregnant and you curb stomp her stomache so she explodes in a shitty fury.

My wife has been constipated for the past two weeks so I did a baby landmine on her.

by Babymineboy March 1, 2016