LAMP

LAMP, an acronym for Laughing At My Problems

Person 1: Hey what you doing?
Person 2: LAMP

by RandomEmoDude_07 November 25, 2020

Lamp

Synonym for "sex."

Jackie and I had some hot, sweet lamp last night.

by Ellisniss MGP December 20, 2009

Lamp

A unit of measurement to measure the size of ones penis
the conversion is 1 Lamp = 5 inches of dick, therefore Vagina = negative lamps (aka "a lounge")

"Wow i met this guy he had 2 lamps"
"That's huge!"

by Man mc Meat October 17, 2009

Lamping

Established in the USA in mid July of 2011, Lamping has become the latest trend. Initially started to mock "planking," it has become a fad all on its own.

Planking consist of simply placing a lamp shade on your head, effectively covering your head and face, and positioning yourself in an unusual place, where lamps normally wouldnt be placed. Like planking, lamping has become very competitive amongst creative individuals with too much time on their hands, while also becoming a concern to some who believe it will become just as dangerous as planking. Love it or hate it, lamping will take over FB for a couple months or so.

"I was bored and decided to have a lamping war on FB"

"I decided to lamp on the toilet today."

"I'm trying to get my dog to lamp"

by Omaña July 23, 2011

lamping

to go down a field with a really strong lamp. and a dog. and you look for rabbits. that the dog kills.
From Ireland

Saturday night, Mark went lamping with his homies and their da but they didn't catch any rabbits.

by Shannon January 16, 2005

Lamps

Plural form of lamp, used for seeing in the dark and turning on to see.

Also known as one's best friends, because they are so cool.

Lola: See those lamps over there?
Bob: Yeah, they're so cool. Are they your best friends?
Lola: Yeah.

by Lola Shackleboom January 01, 2011

Lamping

The act of ejaculating onto a lamp

Austin was home alone and decided to get frisky with a lamp. It had to be thrown out due to the staining from his lamping

by ARPARP June 06, 2019