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ft. lauderdale

Place known for mis-shapen tits
The pic above if you couldn't tell. "ft. lauderdale is the home of mis-shappen tits"
by Jamiexyz2 September 7, 2007
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laiders

saying bye, with a hint of hoping to get laid
Gotta split, Laiders!
by Kerem Kacel April 23, 2006
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The Ladder of Sex

The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest

There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
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climb the corporate ladder

To move up in the hierarchy of a corporation.

A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.
You have to work very hard if you want to climb the corporate ladder.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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To masturbate. To pleasure one's self.
"Luke, use the Force!"

"Sorry Obi-Wan, I'll be right with you. I'm communicating with Red Leader One."
by Minty the Doombunny June 16, 2005
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fort lauderdale

THE SH*T!

city about 30 min north of miami. not a white community as previously stated.. its a mixture !
many different parts to ft. lauderdale..
you: hey what part of fort lauderdale do you live in?

me: Coral Springs, you?.

you: oh, i just moved from Pompano to Sunrise, now i can go to Sawgrass all the time.

me: cool, i'm stuck at Coral Square :(
by Vanessa babii February 23, 2009
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social ladder

social ladder – n. Metaphorical ladder that nonlosers are continuously trying to climb.
analogy The social ladder is like Mount Everest: Lots of people try to climb (be popular), but few reach the top (become popular). At any point you can fall into a crevice (fall off the ladder), or fall victim to hypothermia, starvation, fratricide, etc. (drugs, alcohol, fratricide, etc.) and die (die). Also, getting to the top is completely pointless, unless you really want your name to be known. Except that nobody remembers who climbed Mount Everest anyway.
by cardenio April 6, 2005
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