Labiaphobia

One who is afraid of the meat curtains

I can't believe that Scott is totally afraid to touch an older woman's vagina. He's got Labiaphobia

by LuvBubble August 14, 2011

Labetarian

Now that science has accomplished the growth of real meat in a laboratory, from stem cells in Holland, there will be a new brand of meat eaters when this hits our supermarkets.
Labetarian's are people who will eat meat grown in a laboratory but not meat from butchered animals.
In essence it is harmless; no animal has been killed, injured or involved in its production.
This will be the future for vegetarians who love the taste of meat but wish not to kill or purchase butchered animals for there own desires.

Polly: I get why you became a veggie but this steak has been produced from stem cell growth, in a laboratory; surely you can eat that and become a Labetarian?

Sue: I guess so, it looks amazing!

by dannyzz February 18, 2013

Labianese

The language of the labia, one who can communicate with the labia can pleasure a woman like no other.

"So Leo, do you speak Labianese?" (Leo grins and slowly extends his tongue until it reaches all the way to the tip of his nose) "Fluently".

by The Muff Merchant April 27, 2013

labia bumpers

When a man doesn't completely shave all of his pubic region and leaves a hairy area above the penis.

"Guys at the gym laughed at my labia bumpers, but I told them the ladies love it."

by Uromazing March 4, 2014

Labial

A man who likes to rape animals.

bro, wtf are you doing to that dog, are you a labial or something?

by Anonymous80913 November 10, 2019

laiton ring

A ring you place over your penis whilst having gay sex

Friend one:" hows the bf mark"
Friend two: "got cheeky and used a laiton ring"

by qlpllqlp July 12, 2020

Labib miah

Right this dude smokes alot of weed but he is a good dude to hang with but when you get high with him prapare to get alot of "dude im fucked" or "bro im so high" or if you go to school /college with him he will say without falliure "im so tired" or " i cant be bothered" but other than that he is a pretty cool dude and a good looking one at that

Me: hey bro
Labib: yo im so tired bro

Me: yeah same :/
Labib: bro i got so high last night
So thats waht labib miah is like

by Anonymous 12234 November 23, 2021