Ketchup sweats 

To consume a large amount of ketchup resulting in profuse sweating.

A: "What the hell is wrong with you? You looked like you just came out of a sauna!"

B: "I poured a shitload of ketchup on my fries, resulting in some extreme ketchup sweats!"

A:"Aaaaahh..."

Ketchup sweats by Djuro Verdic September 10, 2011

Hero of Kvatch 

An ugly person who is generally unaware of their ugliness. May later turn out to be an important figure in society regardless of this. The name is taken from the hero of the first-person role playing game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which is notorious for its (hilariously) faulty character creation screen and derpy-looking character models.

Guy 1: Rate me 1-10. Girls say I'm creepy, and I'm a virgin because of that...

Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen

Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!

Hero of Kvatch by Xeretsym December 16, 2014

ketchup & mayo volcano 

A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.

Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.

I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!

ketchup & mayo volcano by Little Amy June 11, 2006

Ketchup Dick 

A firefighter that masterbates excessively until the tip of his penis turns bright red causing it to bleed profusely. Usually occurs after a fire conference or a high rise fire alarm. The KD will then spend the rest of the month talking about “what if” scenarios and have excessive, almost appropriate, hero fantasies. A KD has more than three fire stickers in his truck window. The KD usually knows he is a KD. The KD incorporates the word ‘brother’ in every sentence. The typical KD owns a set of irons aka tools.

Mike Johnson is such a fuckin’ Ketchup Dick.

Ketchup Dick by Ketchup Dick Fireman September 19, 2018

ketchup pee 

The liquid that collects inside a ketchup bottle if it has been left alone for a long period of time.

I forgot to shake the bottle and now I have ketchup pee on my sandwich.

ketchup pee by Woobilly Beall October 27, 2010

Delia Ketchum 

a very hot milf in the show pokemon could marry the old fat bastard prof. oak I don't think she should deal wit his wrinkly ballz. she is so hot keeps her body in awesome shape. is probley in her mid to late 30's or early 40's looks like a 20 yr old again. damn she is hot I mean she raised a dumbbass for a son but oh well wish I could fuck her or have blow me. hotter then misty anywayz.

hi deliah (ms.ketchum you are looking beatiful then ever. can I come inside for some lemonade (and something else wink wink)

Delia Ketchum by Patrick Dron November 30, 2003

Ketchup Drool 

Thin, yellowish, disgusting liquid that exits the Ketchup bottle before the actual thick ketchup gets out.

Shake your ketchup bottle before putting it in your fries to avoid the Ketchup Drool !

Ketchup Drool by lamamidetupapi June 1, 2015