Kettle

An irregular air traveler (1-2x/year) who feels entitled to use first class and premium check-in counters, attempts to board during first class or elite boarding groups. Kettles are often oblivious to boundaries such as curtains separating first class from main cabin, or by crowding around Priority boarding lanes to prevent premium customers from accessing them.

Airline passenger traveling with too much luggage both out of touch with and unaware of airport boarding and security procedures is a Kettle.

by N979AN June 24, 2010

kettle of fish

An expression that means 'That's a whole 'nother subject.'

We were going to talk politics, but that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish!

by Curt H June 3, 2008

Settle the Kettle

To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.

Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"

Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"

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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"

Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."

by Peggy Sterkaloats November 12, 2009

Kettering

Town in northampton, ruined by the fact of it being closely related with CorbyWell known for its rivalry against the Corby towners.
Popular for numerous amount of chavs, of which most commonly are about 4ft tall and there vocabulary reaching only to the extent of 'ennit', 'fookin' grebs' and 'i'll proper bang you out!'
Not only is there a vast number of chavs in the town - these are accompanied by the grebs. However, the only way you will pass these is if you dare to enter the lears of 'greb gardens', 'morrisons', or 'downtown subway'.
If you are one of the many teens to fortnightly visit 'Keystone Escape' for there music gigs then you'll know what i mean when i say that Kettering is overrun by the 'scene' era. Try a Thursday night at 'Keystone' for the chance to be abused by about 50 of the 4ft chavs.

Well, in addition to the youths of Kettering, you've got; litter, the rude and inconsiderate elderly, graffiti, vandalism, lack of good shops, the permenant stench, and my goodness the list could go on.

And they say that Corby is bad.

'Hey you, what are you doing near Kettering?
I say you run a few miles real quick!'

by Meghann and Phoebe December 31, 2008

Kettle Class

Derivative and derogatory of "Ma and Pa Kettle".

Can be used to refer to all of Coach/Economy Class on a plane but usually used to highlight those passengers on an flight who, through their behavior, make it very apparent that they aren't familiar with how to get around at the airport, get through security or get on a plane without delaying or inconveniencing everyone else.
Typically they are from flyover country.

"We left 30 minutes late because there were a bunch of people back in Kettle Class who couldn't figure out how to get in their seats"

by jetdillo February 22, 2010

kettlebell

A Russian exercise tool that dates back to the 1700's. It resembles a cannonball with a handle welded onto it. Although it is very unassuming, it is a sinister training tool that will seriously kick your butt if you train correctly with it. It is a favorite of MMA fighters and strongman competitors.

Rahim threw up yesterday after completing three rounds of kettlebell exercises!

by 2xfboo2 January 7, 2008

Kettle down a shit

When a shit is so large it has to be dissolved with boiling water, through the use of a kettle, in order for it to be safely flushed, and not cause long term damage.

Jamie Self: OMG I just had to poke a shit down with a stick!!

David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??

Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.

David Walker: ROFLCOPTER YOU N00B.

by David 'sky' Walker September 25, 2009