The Knock

The Knock - when someone knocks on your door to bust you, serve a warrant, or otherwise ruin your day.

Could be in an apartment when the super knocks on your door because you’ve had a friend staying over too long. Could be in a hotel when you haven’t checked out and they’re telling you you’re late and it’s time to leave. Could be in a dorm when you’re having a party and you get busted by the RA. Or could be when the police show up because you’re in deep shit. Probation officer, serving a warrant, anything. It’s bad news.

The knock is from someone in a position of authority, hitting your door to tell you you’re in trouble. You don’t have a choice to open the door or not. The only question is how bad the trouble is going to be.

Oh shit, he got the knock.

I got the knock this morning, I’m out boys, getting evicted as we speak.

Remove me from the group chat, I’m worried about getting the knock after one of you idiots says something that triggers the feds

by Nobødy January 16, 2021

knock the bottom out

Commonly called 'the short strokes' - - this is the stage of sex where you have been holding your nut for a while until she's been fucked silly, then you assault that thing in a frenzy; and you are digging that out deep, deep, deep - - - slamming into the bottom of that pussy with them short strokes for the ten or twenty minutes it'll take to get your nut. If you do it right, you can get that snapper stinging good.

"Yo, homey, check out the Betty"
" Oooeee, Clyde, i'd knock the bottom outta that one"

by Bohicachief March 4, 2021

Up The Knocks

New York slang for pulling out a gun.

Bro was talking crazy, I had to up the knocks on him.

by spinvvs February 19, 2023

knock her up!

The favorite chant of 45’s “base” once he makes pussy grabbing his top administrative priority.

As he stood at the podium wearing his MAGA cap and getting a blowjob from a twenty-something supporter, the crowd’s chant of “knock her up!” was deafening.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

school of hard knocks

To learn something (usually a life lesson) the hard way. (Some say the best way to really learn is to learn from your mistakes.)

She was street wise... having learned many a lesson about life at the school of hard knocks.

by PlaceHolder June 16, 2004

nigger knock

To knock on an anonomous door and run away!
Also known as ding dong ditch.

Jane told Tom and Dick, I'm bored' lets go nigger knock Harry's house and hide in the bushes.

by used terry towel April 21, 2009

knock it down

A phrase employed in the Army, ordering soldiers to do push-ups.

MAJ Lim: "Knock it down!"
REC Boa: "Yes Major!"

by sispecwarrior March 19, 2005