Sponge knocking

A person is sponge knocking if they say that they tried to pay a debt to another person, but lied about it.

Person 1 "Man I tried to pay you...knocked on the door....no answer"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"

by AK169 September 18, 2011

Shell Knocking

When your girlfriend isn't around, so you decide to have sex with a turtle.

"Did you hear about Dave? He went Shell Knocking since Cathy's out of town!"

by TRSnakeEyes March 1, 2015

knocking her down

Beating that pussy up.

He was knocking her down.

by Billy bob joe bob Fred October 1, 2014

Drunk Knocking

V. The act of knocking on your neighbors doors in the middle of the night when you are completely drunk off your ass and not remembering anything.

PMase got arrested last night when went drunk knocking in his neighborhood and tried to teabag old Mr. Folger. Luckily Mr. Folger didn't have his dentures in.

by Peeno Schneiderman September 11, 2006

knock knock knocking on every door

when you go around knocking on every door you can find and when you open it you have to say

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door, eh yeah

WOW you knock knock knocking on every door

by myrealnameisjeffandpeopleyas November 15, 2017

Crotch Knocking

1.To thump someone's crotch.

2.To thrust your crotch in a manner that will knocks on one's door.

Brahh, this St.Patrick's Day we should totally go out crotch knocking.

by Dr.Mustachio January 1, 2011

knocking shop mattress

An effect of male pattern baldness,whereby the unfortunate male decides not to do the decent thing ie get the clippers out and grows the floundering folicles hoping to conceal the onset of nature by creative combing,suceeding only in an elaborate , threadbare shaping with a shiney(often sunburnt)beacon of scalp shining through for all to see.Resembling the aformentioned sex workers overused mattress.See Robin Gibb,Footballer Kenny Cunningham etc

See that Alan Shearer on Match of the Day,he's got a head like a knocking shop mattress,though his muscular pressence up front,will be sorely missed by Newcastle this season.

by chris ord August 31, 2006