Klimpy

A horizontal 'brazilian'

Her klimpy made her hips look wider.

She hadn't waxed for a while so she had a handlebar klimpy

by punteroutforaduck December 3, 2010

klismophilia

(noun)the art of using enemas (hose and bag devices for cleaning the colon) during sex to enhance sexual pleasure.

One who engages in this art is a "klismo"

As far as -philias go, klismophilia is pretty damn disgusting.

Look at that klismo go! Who knew that enemas were such fun.

by Ann Coulter January 7, 2005

rice krispies

Weed that has a considerable amout of seeds in it, since seeds will pop and crackle when exposed to high temperatures.

Man, i was so desperate to get blazed, i went and bought some dirt from Hoolio. I lit it up and that shit started popin' like rice krispies!

by littleman September 16, 2006

krispy mister

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.

Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.

by toll February 7, 2007

Krispi the Circus Clown

A perverted circus creature that comes to life in the night in your bedroom. See also pervert, murderer, pedafile, voyeur, and rapist

1. Hello!!!! This is Krispi the Circus Clown!!!!! Sleep with one eye open!!! Huhuh!

2. Krispi lives by the motto, "Minimum clothing, for maximum fun!!!! Huhuh!"

by Krispi September 8, 2006

klipple

klipple- A lesbian act of intimacy where one girl uses her nipple to stimulate her partner's clitoris

I wonder if Rosie O'Donnell has performed the klipple on Kelli Carpenter?

by 55486747 March 27, 2009

Krispy Kreamer

A money shot. To ejaculate on the face.

"When I get done with her, her face will look like a Krispy Kreme donut."

The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.

Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.

by Nathan Dunkel January 6, 2009